Sunday, January 9, 2011
Hilarious Joke
At Heathrow airport, an announcement goes out over the Public Address system: 'Mr.Rand **** Kar Sandaas! Mr. Rand **** Kar Sandaas - please report to the Reception desk'.
Ranchhodbhai Karsandas, who has just arrived from Surat , goes red with anger.
He goes to the reception, and shouts loudly to the English receptionist.
The following conversation must go into the history books of cock-ups:
Ranchhodbhai: 'Madar **** ! I am Ranchhod....
Receptionist: 'Mr. Madar **** Rand **** ? Sir, that is not the name I have here..
I have Mr. Rand **** Kar Sandaas.....
Ranchhodbhai: 'Arrey Bhen**** ! I am NOT Madar ****!'
Receptionist: 'So are you Mr. R.A. Ben or Mr. R.A. ****? Is your surname Ben or **** ?'
Ranchhodbhai: (now really really pissed off) 'Chootia teri! I am Ranchhod....'
Receptionist: 'Excellent sir, so who is Chootia Teri then?'
Whereupon, a Chinese gentleman ambles up to the Reception and asks: 'Were you calling me?'
Receptionist: 'Now, who are you?'
Chinese: 'I am Choo Tia......'
Ranchhodbhai decides to fly back to Surat!
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